Saturday, 23 April 2016

8 Ways The Typical Nigerian Man Sees “The Woman”

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 Okay let’s be honest here, the average Nigerian man isn’t your die hard  romantic who whips out gorgeous bouquets just because … he’s every inch proud and chauvinist! But just what is his idea of his perfect Nigerian woman?  read the eight ways after the cut....




Docile: A submissive lamb who concurs to her man’s every wish and dedicates her entire being to fulfill them.
Great cook: Now that’s key; whip up delicious fresh meals every minute come rain come shine and you’re definitely bae

 Breeding machines- Labour pain? Nah, it doesn’t exist in their dictionary; pop out that football team and your spot will be guaranteed for life.

Forever Faithful: Whether or not they sleep in the bosom of a thousand lovers, the perfect woman must remain his and his only – Pure.

Angel outside/ wild beneath the covers: They don’t play! You might be sis Mary, Angelina whatever, when you open that bedroom door you better bring the freak beneath the covers.
 
Act dumb even though you’re smarter: Genius or not, outsmarting a guy is a big NO NO! An unforgivable slap on his delicate ego.when you open that bedroom door you better bring the freak beneath the covers.

A lover of his family especially mum: Very important to most men; it doesn’t matter if you do some ass licking as long as you achieve that aim, you are indeed special.


Be the strong one: His religion you must abide by, when he’s out at the beer parlours and clubs having the time of his life, he expects to have a dependable partner praying her eyes out for the home –  100% Naija babe.



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